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Product description Assholes<\/strong><\/h2>\n

With Klootnoten the idea is to give the wrong and funny answer to the questions as possible. Each round, one player reads a blue card with a question, after which every other player places a funny white card as an answer. The player with the funniest or most original combination wins the round.<\/p>\n

Klootnoten is a humorous card game that brings out the dark side of every player. The game contains terrible Dutch humor about boomers, HIV needles in train seats and bitterballen made from horse meat. It's all possible at Klootnoten.<\/p>\n

The card game is as awkward and wrong as you and your friends. The dark humor of this board game ensures fantastic evenings and lots of fun. Do you dare to play it with your friends, family or colleagues?<\/p>\n

Assholes will suit you if you are also enthusiastic about it Bears vs Babies<\/span><\/a>. <\/p>\n

Game Features Assholes<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Number of players: 4-10
Best with: 6-8
Time: 15-45 minutes
Age: 16+
Language: Dutch
Complexity: Simple
Dicetower Judgment: None
Legacy: No
Co-op: No<\/p>\n

Product information<\/strong><\/h2>\n

EAN: 7423414518504
SKU: KLTZK0906<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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